Broken Hallelujah

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big DICK pulls out the BIG GUN, says Brenda, about Cheney's anger with the Whitehouse.org site making fun of his wife, Lynn Cheney. After receiving the request in a letter from Mr. Cheney's counsel, the Web site doctored the photographs of Mrs. Cheney, adding a red clown nose and blackening out one of her front teeth, said its creator John A. Wooden. The story is just gathering steam, as Cheny's letter was lampooned on the site on Feb 20.



Addams Family Values

Christina Ricci, who came to fame playing the twisted tot Wednesday in the Addams Family movies, says she will get naked as Charlize Theron’s lover in the upcoming movie Monster, about the prostitute-turned-lesbian serial killer Aileen Wuornos. Theron plays Wuornos and Ricci plays her sex-crazed prison lover. "I’m pretty fucking naked," the voluptuous 22-year-old star told the London Sun about her role in the movie. "My agent persuaded me to go for it. She keeps saying, ‘You have beautiful breasts.' "Who are we to argue? [via: out.com]



Bush's Wake-Up Call Was a Snooze Alarm says Tom Shales of the Washington Post. To me, His Wake-Up Call was more like a Thorazine Salute or a Prozac commercial.



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willem dafoe +penis [but, why?]



One night I was dancin' with a lady in black,

wearin' black silk gloves and a black silk hat.

She looked at me longin' with black velvet eyes,

she gazed at me strange all cunning and wise.

Then I saw the flesh just fall off her bones,

the eyes in her skull was burning like coals.

Lord, have mercy, fire and brimstone.

I was dancin' with Mrs D.

Dancing With Mr. D (Jagger/Richards)



Quote For Today

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

~Steven Wright



saturday morning me/

old jeans/old ballet slippers/old black shawl/

hazelnut coffee/marlboros-2 at a time/

listening to doyle b's 'them changes'/

pms/bad attitude/what are you looking at?/



President to stimulate economy with large dildo.