Showing posts with label condom_ads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label condom_ads. Show all posts

The Indian Condom Song

Monday, February 16, 2009


The Indian Condom Song

Please-- no food or drink while watching.

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Subgenuis Condoms

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Subgenuis Condoms

...and more found here. Available in assorted bags of 12, 60, and 144.

via: klintron

You know I love me some condom ads -- check out some of the others I've found right here.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Bush Condoms --For the dumb fucker who doesn't know when to pull out.

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Sunday, June 4, 2006


Reminds me of the old classic, Trails In The Sand, by Dangling Dick. Actually, it's an ad for extra large condoms and one of many condom ads which happen to be safe for viewing at work (SFW). Beside being funny, it's effective.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

WebTrail - Thunderbolt Pagoda, NCAA, Droopy C**k, Used Condoms, Magick, Tantric Popart

"...so High '60s that you emerge from its 20-minute vision perched full-lotus on a cloud of incense, chatting with a white rabbit and smoking a banana." The ultimate comic-book attraction, however, is Ira Cohen's 1968 Invasion of Thunderbolt Pagoda—part "Dr. Strange," part Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome. Directed by Ira Cohen Link

Did you burst your bracket yet? Watch the NCAA Tournament live at work.

Tantric Pop-Art by Julian Murphy

From the page: "Do you mean Droopy C**k?" "It was as if I'd been smacked with a right hook. I started repeating 'Drew Peacock' over and over again. Then I thought - what have we done?" Link

AOL had this link on their homepage today about "The Cheapest Person I Know". One person washes and re-uses paper plates. One person orders water at a restaurant, adds lemon and sugar that's already on the table to make lemonade -- all for the price of a glass of water. Someone glued a quarter to the floor to razz their co-worker who finally bought a $2.00 device to pry it up. But the worst frugal item so far has got to be the one that re-uses condoms. Washes them out and re-uses them. That ain't frugal. That's just plain stupid.

Today's Quote
"It's far too late for anything but magick, as the future is clearly up for grabs." - Antero Alli

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Sunday, July 31, 2005

Snow White with a big ol'chocolate grin advertising what else, chocolate flavored condoms.

This ad and many more are included in a directory of fun condom ads from all over the world.







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Saturday, April 23, 2005

After an absence of more than 10 years, you may want to get that "spongeworthy" list out again. The Today Sponge contraceptive has been cleared for return to the U.S. market. I was sad to see it vanish. It's so quick and easy to use. Now with all the contraceptives available: condoms, birth control pills, morning after pills, the patches, shots -- if you still get pregnant, you're on your own! [more...]

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Saturday, March 19, 2005

Dog Condoms - Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.

The weirdest question on their site? Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself? Oh, no. I might pay money to see that little trick.

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

{Hating On The US - #659}
Greenpeace activists, supporters, and volunteers around the world celebrate the coming into force of the Kyoto Protocol yesterday. This landmark UN treaty on global warming, took effect after an agonising gestation, supported by 141 nations but boycotted by the world's biggest polluter, the United States. The US pulled out in 2001 when President Bush said that Kyoto was too costly. An historic first step, to be sure, and it only requires a 5.2% reduction in emissions by 2008-2012. Obviously, the US is pandering to their polluters instead of their people. see demonstations...; 10 Arrested After Protestors Storm IPE Trading Floor.

{Literature} - A Nation Of Rebels: Why Counterculture Became Consumer Culture. Does counterculture=consumer culture? The success of viral marketing which is currently all over the place.

{Pharmaceuticals} - 2C-B. This party drug comes with disclaimer. Many so-called designer drugs fall under the umbrella term of "ecstacy" when they may be something entirely different. more...

{Art}Ronnie Wood (Rolling Stones) has a new art showing. These are much better than the older works I've seen of his. more... Particularly this Dylan painting.

{Condoms} - Musical Condoms - Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.

Paul Krassner's Wrapping It For Christ -"...I'd buy other stuff to avoid being embarrassed. "I'd like a Batman comic book, and this candy bar-(whispering) and a pack of prophylactics..." more...

{Film} - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Trailer @ Amazon

Don't squat with your spurs on.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004



Re-Defeat Bush is an activist group's weblog. They also have condoms that say "Re-defeat Bush - Don't Get Screwed Again". What if more businesses had their own condoms? McCondoms - You deserve a d*ck today!



Nice vintage posters [via: growabrain]



Artist did a portrait using only candy hearts. Pretty impressive.



Edited @ 2:30 pm - **Click Here to listen to Air America LIVE online. Al Franken's O'Franken Factor premiere show was great. Al Gore called in to wish him well. Michael Moore was a guest and the running gag was that Ann Coulter's screaming from the back room where they'd locked her in and just generally raising all sorts of hell. Hillary Clinton will be on tomorrow and Richard Clarke on Friday. Randi Rhodes show's up after Al's; and she's explaining Bush as the Fredo of the family. And Janeane Garofalo is up from 8:00pm - 11:00pm est.



{local} Local clothing designer is well on her way. Brooke Priddy, 26, has been making her own clothes since the age of 10. She once twisted a Twister mat into a skirt, exhibiting a creativity that in her teens morphed into a "Mad Max" look - leathers and boots, ripped and frayed. "Amazon goddess" is her self-described current phase - "super-empowered, sexual, flowing, beautiful, straight out of the sky like an angel." After getting her Fine Arts degree, she settled in Asheville. I wish her much success. [link]



I still miss my ex-husband. Will my aim ever improve?



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Saturday, August 23, 2003

I am SO behind in my blog love. Since moving about 3 wks ago, I've been inside a nest-feathering /decorating/ unpacking whirlwind and haven't been online much at all. As soon as things settle down a bit more, I'll be around to hassle visit you again.



::Schwarzenegger's Ties To Ken Lay And Enron - Conceptual Guerilla let's the air out of it. (How'd I miss this site?)



::Countdown to Election Day: 525 Reasons to Dump Bush.



::MTV - The Magazine.



::And MTV's VMA Blog.



::Kafka's Metamorphosis [last 3 links via: fimoculous]



TV News

VH1-Sunday @ 10:00 - Warren Zevon Special

TRIO TV showed Jimi Hendrix's last performance, Cream's Farewell Tour, Neil Young 1971, and more last night. Check listings to see if it'll be on again.





It's the weekend. Whatcha going to do? Order a Quick Condoms Official Product Tester T-Shirt. Or you could go for the Two Fer One Sale - on Play-Safe Thongs; you also get a condom in the pocket. Or spring for a 'glow in the dark' condom.



Types of condoms:

Latex

Polyurethane

Ribbed

Thin

Small
.........SMALL? Who in the hell would order a SMALL? Even ol' ThimbleDick would ask for at least a size Large.



[Play-Safe Thongs via: kane blues see what you started?]



saturday morning me//

cappuccino #2/oatmeal cookie #?/grapes/

marlboro #3/coughing up a lung/

captain reading the paper, rolling his own/

sweet daughter's spead out in bed/

sweet chow's head on my toes/

navy tee/navy sweat shorts/flip-flops/

hey, how about you?/



Kevorkian for White House Physician.


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Sunday, February 16, 2003

*Sunday morning coming down...



This Ain't Your Mother's Vietnam War Protest

What a successful weekend of global anti-war protest. Even in the cold and rain, we [Asheville, NC] had 10 times as many protesters show up as last time. {I only stayed about 2 hours.} It's a slice of PTA, Little League and Bible School, with a few of us old school radical and hippie protesters thrown in. Hell, it's a cross section of Americana 'in your face' and that's a beautiful thing.



Send a Condom to Africa in the President's Name

In his recent State of the Union address, President Bush promised to provide funds for HIV/AIDS prevention and treatment programs in Africa and the Caribbean. However, the president's extremist allies are now demanding that not a dime be spent on condoms as a means of preventing AIDS. Their solution? Abstinence only. Our solution?



GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, You're it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical recliners.

[via: C:\My Documents\]







You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.



*UPDATE: 1:01pm Google bought Blogger/Pyra. I wonder what this may mean to us Blogger users, if anything? Will Blogger become Bloogle, or Boogle, Glogger? Seen at Gary Turner's [via: Dan Gilmore's EJournal]



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* The BROKEN HALLELUJAH name is taken from "Hallelujah", a song by Leonard Cohen.

* Easy Bake Coven , my previous website, ran from 2002 - 2009. It was time for a change so it will now be a mostly music-related website. All of our old EBC posts are stored there and here as well.




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