donkey sexbokeh

from the website:
"Apparently, when I was taking AND editing this one....I failed to notice the donkeys screwing in the background! Rad."
donkey sexbokeh
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this made my morning.

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TFLN: Texts From Last Night

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

(419): I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

(970): I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis

Overheard on FB: I hate that you guys are squeezing in ads now. it's like a nasty fart... we promise not to hold your head under the covers

(415): how hairy? two words: wookie tits

Bad Night Texts and Good Night Texts listed via zip codes at TFLN. Funny shit.

thanks, bsti

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PHOTOSHOP McTONGUE CHALLENGE

PHOTOSHOP McTONGUE CHALLENGE

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Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery

Seriously? Seriously.

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.VA
(AP) — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said.

According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.

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Lil' O'Reilly

Lil' Bill O'Reilly weighs in on the important issues.

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It DEPENDS

It DEPENDS

from Jimmy Kimmel:

"And how are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of?

She's got a four-month-old of her own, she's about to become a grandmother, and she's partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?" via

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Tim Minchin's Environmental Anthem

Tim Minchin's Environmental Anthem
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He's been around awhile but he's new to me. Funny stuff and safe for work.

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Time for Some Campaignin'

Time for Some Campaignin'
Video sent by JibJab

In our first election satire since 2004's "This Land" and "Good to be in DC", we bid farewell to Bush and give Obama and Mccain a proper JibJab hazing! And, of course, who could forget about Hillary and Bill? This rip-roaring musical romp gives the election process the proper spanking it deserves!

Visit JibJab.com to put yourself in the video!

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Independence Day

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Spiders on Drugs

The "Spiders on Drugs" have been around the interblock for at least five years now, but this is a new take on those spiders and what might happen if you add a narrative describing the spiders in human terms.

New Spiders on LSD
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How to Win a Cubicle War

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How to Win a Cubicle War

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Help Yourself

100 self-help books you can do without
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Bill Maher: New Rules For Bush And Cheney

Bill Maher: New Rules For Bush And Cheney

"Traitors don't get to question my patriotism. What could be less patriotic than constantly screwing things up for America? You know, it's literally hard to keep up with the sheer volume of scandals in the Bush Administration. Which is why I like to download the latest scandal right onto my iPod. That way, I can catch up on this week's giant fuck-up on my drive in to work." Read More

Watch the above YouTube piece from last Friday's show or read the same rant from the HBO site.

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