TFLN: Texts From Last Night
Thursday, July 2, 2009
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
(419): I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
(970): I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Overheard on FB: I hate that you guys are squeezing in ads now. it's like a nasty fart... we promise not to hold your head under the covers
(415): how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Bad Night Texts and Good Night Texts listed via zip codes at TFLN. Funny shit.
thanks, bsti
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