If you're not a big Valentine's Day fan, maybe Dirty Rotten Flowers can help you celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day.
This Morticia arrangement is one option. I think one dozen decapitated roses ought to do it. Valentine's Day's alright but these decapitated roses just may work in some cases, especially since Mick and Keith had a lot of success with a song they wrote about Dead Flowers.
When you don't care enough to send anything resembling the very best you might want to send dead fish. WTF? Visit Payback.com and see revenge at its best.
Why did I never think of something clever to do when I experienced a painful breakup? Slut that I am was, I probably thought sleeping with their best friend was enuf.
"I have a 21 inch TV with vhs and remote. It works pretty well, although you have to jiggle the wire occasionally when you're watching cable. To get picture in picture I once taped a photo on it."
"My current projects include decorating my doublewide, building a solar hottub, and growing stuff. Here are some trade ideas: a velvet elvis, ceramic hands used to manufacture latex gloves, organic fertilizer, fuzzy dice, yellow bell pepper seeds, a cast-bronze taco 006, a solar differential controller, a rubbermaid structural foam stock tank."
"Hilarious and worthless trades considered."
Have you FLURBed lately? Rudy Rucker's The Third Bomb is a good article on the latest Flurb and don't miss Cul-de-Sac by John Shirley. Actually, they are ALL good articles on the Flurb. At Anarchist U, it's all about structure. (wtf?) The four-year-old free school has survived partly because it's, um, well organized. The mere fact that it's entering its fourth year without an address or a registrar, and with total operating expenses of about $50 a year (most of which is the fee for hosting its website, http://www.anarchistu.org), is something of a milestone. [via] "If it wasn't for my girlfriend sighting the objects first, I would concede the possibility that it was a hallucination. She knew nothing of my silent request to show me something, and pointed out the objects before I saw them." Professor Pan expounds on the attempted manipulation of UFO manifestations, the concept of UFOs as egregores, and the probability that UFOs are a multidimensional phenomena with a nod to Jacques Vallee, Brother Blue, RAW, Crowley and with more great links to explore. link
:: I missed The Junky's Christmas again this year, (and for the past 15 years) Originally produced in 1993 and presented by Francis Ford Coppola, the film has just been released on DVD. [via] CHILDREN OF MEN - Fans of progressive rock know Battersea from the cover of Pink Floyd?s 1977 concept album "Animals," the one with the floating pink pig and a playlist that includes songs like "Pigs" and "Sheep." The album seems to have been inspired by George Orwell?s 1945 allegorical novel, "Animal Farm" (the book?s money quote: "But some animals are more equal than others"). [via] George Bush Quote
WTF?
Putting the "ass" in Classy.Spreading bloglove far and wide --- xoxo
WTF? The GOP has been denied permission to use the Steppenwolf song, Born To Be Wild, and has removed the sample that it had on the GOP.com website. I know when I think of those bohemian Republicans, I get an image of wild, hedonistic, partying people, blunt hanging from their lips, leather and chains-adorned ass planted firmly on a Harley, while breezing down the road listening to Born To Be Wild and wreaking havoc on society. Said Martha Stewart, "Look at Nelson Mandela. He went to prison for 27 years. 27 years!!" Don't worry about prison, Martha. Be worried about being struck down by lightning for invoking Nelson Mandela's name. 
Best way to evoke an argument between music fans? Top Ten Lists. 
WTF!!! I'm getting more than a little tired of having to re-do my template because Blogger has fucking lost it again. Who do you have to blow around here to keep your shit from being fucked with? Leave my template alone. Am I the only person this seems to happen to that has Blogger? It's just cut off mid-template in a spot I've not been anywhere near adjusting today. Back to Google cache to get my updated info for repairs. This just frizzes the short and curlies, as a very sweet someone I know might say.
{sacrifice} Pledge-a-dread: Sponsored Head Shaving Extravaganza! Rhian is on a boat from Britain to Anartica, with 5 years of dreads which she will shave off when she crosses the equator if she can raise £1,000 for the Philippa Clarke Hospital Wing (the children's ward) of the QECH hospital in Blantyre, Malawi. Brava to her. Big sacrifice for a worthy cause. What would it take for you to shave your head?
{ripoff} Pass the Preparation H. I've just been royally reamed by Ebay. If I'd only start taking my own fucking advice that I offer so freely and unsolicited to everyone else: You Get What You Pay For. How many times have I said that? Lessons Learned: Just because the cell phone says Cingular, doesn't actually mean it'll work with the Cingular phone system. Just because you bought it new in the box, doesn't mean it will work for you in North Carolina, since it was originally set up (?) in Florida, said SunCom (formerly ATT). WTF?? {war stories} She's Supply Clerk Jessica gravely injured in a Humvee collision; not G.I. Jessica spraying bullets at the Iraquis during a shootout.
If you can't laugh at yourself, allow me.
Good Morning... !What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket. WTF?
I've been consistently getting errors with each post on Blogspot for the past 3 or 4 weeks. Each and every post. I have to post each one about 4 or 5 times before it shows up. I have a private blogspot site I was working on and it worked fine-------without archives! So I went into "Settings", and change the "Yes" on archives to "No Archives" and each post goes out effortlessly. The way it was intended. I think the archives mess up blogspot more than anything. I don't have my archives anymore, but what the hell? I just may blow this pop-sicle stand someday.....
Can Moby save pop?
"Anointed by the desperate music media as pop's new king, Moby brings electronica to the masses with"18." (Now if only he would stop trying to sing.)"
Moby. Moby? WTF? Would all the lemmings please form a line to the right? When enough critics tell people that Moby is the thing now, everyone lines up to kiss his ass. When did the music-buying public stop thinking for themselves?
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