Ever wondered what getting one's head stuck in a particle accelerator is like?

Reportedly, he saw a flash "brighter than a thousand suns", but did not feel any pain.

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I'm looking to score a Velvet Elvis

Hey, man. I'm looking to score a Velvet Elvis. Seen on Asheville's Craigslist under "Barter".

"I have a 21 inch TV with vhs and remote. It works pretty well, although you have to jiggle the wire occasionally when you're watching cable. To get picture in picture I once taped a photo on it."

"My current projects include decorating my doublewide, building a solar hottub, and growing stuff. Here are some trade ideas: a velvet elvis, ceramic hands used to manufacture latex gloves, organic fertilizer, fuzzy dice, yellow bell pepper seeds, a cast-bronze taco 006, a solar differential controller, a rubbermaid structural foam stock tank."

"Hilarious and worthless trades considered."

WTF? Just how random is that?? Seen on Asheville's Craigslist under "Barter".

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From the "You can't be serious" file:

"Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3″ long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

"Show that you support the 'culture of life' by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

"Also available in a 'Brown' model"

For the car-ribbon stickered dittohead war-on-Christmas knee-jerk mouthbreather in your life!

via: maru | via: we love america

Go on. You know you want one. How about Lock 'n' Load Jesus?

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