saturday morning me//
tie-dyed pjs/lapquilt/black fleece hat/
oatmeal/hot white tangerine tea/
daughter away with drummer friends/
hubby flipping tv channel changer
faster than the speed of light/
so how about you?/

Web Trail

Best quote of the day--
"From the desert to the White House, there are so many asses being covered, it looks like a Christo art project." --Paul Krassner
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18th Cannabis Cup - November 20-24, 2005 in Amsterdam.
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November 10th - On November 10th, 2005, stand with the Ogoni people in remembering Ken Saro-Wiwa.

Bhagavan Das will do a live interview with Virato on Asheville's The Revolution radio this Saturday morning. Link

Ben Frost Gallery - Art as freeform popculture assault. I like it.
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Take revenge. Shit on a pigeon.

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saturday morning me//
need a xanax cocktail/been out early running errands/
all that's out that time of day are hookers/dealers/
and young guys in trucks riding my bumper/
chew of bacca in their jaw/number 3 on the window/
i kick off shoes and bra/have another cuppa with hubby/
he's playing tim buckley on guitar/so twist it up/
i'm home at last/safe in the sanctity of our bubble/
and all's right with our world/
so how about you?

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8 Questions For George Bush

Also - The case that big media is afraid to ask: Did Bush go AWOL during his lost National Guard years? What the record shows. When I was in school, to avoid going to Vietnam, the guys either laid a liplock on the recruiter, moved to Canada for CO status (conscientious objecter), or signed up with the National Guard, weekend paintball warriors that were guaranteed no combat. In the few press conferences he's had that have not been held on patriotic packed military bases, his interviewers have all been hand-picked, assuring 'Gee-George- how-do-you- unwind-after-a-hard- day-of -presidenting' questions. Imagine my surprise when I hear he's going to be on Sunday's Meet The Press and may actually have to answer questions that haven't been well rehearsed before hand. (See what time it's on in your area.)



GOP Hypocrite Of The Week

That's kind of like the Godfather appointing Sonny, Michael and Fredo to investigate why there is organized crime in the city. According to the New York Times, Dick Cheney is picking the commission members who will look into why Americans were misled about Iraq's WMDs.



saturday morning me//

jukejoint java #2/nicotine stick #3/oj/

black velvet top/jeans/old scuffed up dingos/

hubby yakkin'/daughter shufflin'/dog fartin'/

incubus on the player/sunshine peaking out/

so how's about you?/



I feel a sin coming on.

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Good Saturday Morning to you.



Just for fun, what does the cheesy Mood Ring and the Stars have in store for you today? What color is your Mood Ring?



Read Your Loserscope

Look, Gemini ? unless you drop the self-love routine and take a stiff shot of reality, you're going to end up a total nobody. The kind of nobody who lives in ranch house, or works at the IRS, or drowns in their own puke at a frat party. Take my advice, Cancer: medicate yourself ? heavily ? with whipped cream propellant and gin. Here's a simple resolution for you Leo: stop being such an asshole.



Hello! My name is Lisa, I'm 15 and I live in New York City. Welcome to my website about THE BEATLES - the best group in the Whole Wide World! Reading this will take some of you back in time. I was in a car on my way to Fort Lauderdale, FL, when I first heard a cut from this album; asking my Father to please, please, turn up the radio. It was 40 years ago, Feb 9, 1964, that they appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show.



{today's quote}

"CBS announced it will not air MoveOn.org's winning anti-Bush ad during the Super Bowl, saying they don't air so-called 'issue ads' unless the issue is that girls are sluts for beer." -- Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update



saturday morning me//

espresso, mebee two/marlboro by the fistfull/

bloodshot eyes peeking out from

under my old bucket hat/

black sweats/blue houseshoes/

dream: quiet morning to myself/

reality: hubby yammering at record speed/

have i mentioned he's a big talker?/

so how's about you?/



Putting the "ass" in classy.

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Good morning to you...



Today is Rosh Hashanna. "Teach us to number our days so that we may obtain a heart of wisdom." Rosh Hashanah reminds us that our time in this world is limited, so let us do our best to make a difference in the world and in our communities in which we live.



{music} Bands Against Bush is an international movement which uses music and art and the support systems of these activities for protest and political involvement. We oppose the Bush administration and its domestic and foreign policies. Some celebrations are planned for Oct 11.



And Audioslave guitarist Tom Morello is planning to hit the road with fellow politically minded musicians Billy Bragg and Steve Earle on the Tell Us the Truth Tour this fall.



{fashion} The Edge of Hip: Vice, the Brand



{artsy} Clay illustrations by Amy Vangsgard. [via: sweet anne]



{political} Myanmar's democracy icon Aung San Suu Kyi returned home on Friday after more than three months in detention but her doctor said she faces house arrest again at home while doctors tend to her there in recovery.



{quote} Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. ~Tom Robbins



saturday morning me//

bedhead/pass the visine/

drinking: dr enuf & java/2 fisted drinker/cheerios/

still smoking & toking/hubby quit smoking/

olive henley/jeans/yoga flats/

listening: my morning jacket-it still moves/

so how's about you, mon amis?/



Can I trade this blog for what's behind door #2?

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Good Saturay Morning to you. A nice warm welcome to new visitors and friends and well as regular readers.



Asheville, NC, is participating in EarthDance 2003, the Global Dance Festival For Peace, Saturday, Sept 20, at 7 p.m. EDT. The dancing stops for a global link-up, uniting dancers on more than 130 dance floors in one huge, simultaneous prayer for peace.



Quote For Today

And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. ~Kahlil Gibran



saturday morning me//

hazelnut coffee #2/grapes/brie & crackers/

hubby trying to quit smoking/i'm still toking/

olive cargo pants/black tank/ballet flats/

slept-in braid/didn't get laid/still got it made/

so how about you?



Don't squat with your spurs on.

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What a perfect Saturday morning, minus the seasonal allergies/sniffles.



::This RSS crap is freaking me out. I had it; and I lost it. Anne had recently mentioned Bloglines and Mac and Jen are also using it, so I also got on board with Bloglines. So, still working on it.....



:: Anti-gay campaign against TV show - Fucktards rant about "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" in Billings, Montana: "To me, that's not a reality show about gay people," said Julie Millam, who said she watched clips from the show. "A really good reality show for gay people would be five gay men dying of AIDS."



::Don't Spy On Us - To the Department of Homeland Security, you are no longer an American, you are a potential terrorist.



::"Your first name of Susan has given you a pleasant, easy-going, friendly nature." What does your name mean?



::Happy Birthday wishes across the pond to Gerard of Presurfer today!



And Jim at Rittenhouse Review is also celebrating his birthday today. Enjoy your day, Jim!



Quote For Today

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. ~Cherokee Expression



saturday morning me//

hazelnut coffee #2/benson & hedges #3/

dunkin dickies/½ grapefruit/oj-plain, sigh../

frayed-waist jeans/grey Duke tee/yoga flats/

puppy sniffing/daughter snoring/hubby riffing/

so hows about you?/



Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.

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Good Morning

Is it too early to talk about men's asses? I want to say what a thing of beauty a good looking man's ass is. I saw one that was perfection this morning. And can't stop thinking about it. Is that sexist of me? I sure don't mean to offend, but damn. That was one fine looking ass in some tight-ass pants. My husband's ass is also very fine. Note to self: buy hubby some tight-ass pants.



Feb. 7 - Salute to the Blues concert at New York's Radio City Music Hall. The event will feature B.B. King, Aerosmith, Robert Cray, Macy Gray, Bonnie Raitt, Buddy Guy, India.Arie, Levon Helm, and Alison Krauss, and many others.



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Mullet Haiku

Tennessee Tophat

Dig my rusted Camaro

Let's eat some canned cheese

~Mark Morford



Quote Of The Day

"Even the least work done for others awakens the power within; even thinking the least good of others gradually instills into the heart the strength of a lion."

~ Spiritual leader Swami Vivekananda (1863-1902)

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Good Morning

Five chartered buses will leave Asheville, {North Carolina} tonight, bound for the nation's capital. Even as sailors ship out, protesters are packing Washington-bound buses and organizing local marches and vigils from Tampa, FL, to San Francisco. A national peace rally planned for Saturday near the Capitol is expected to draw thousands who oppose war in Iraq. "We have all kinds of regular people going," said Jim Brown of the WNC Peace Coalition. "They're all saying the same thing. They don't understand the double standard of going to war with Iraq, but not with North Korea, or with those countries where the 9-11 terrorists came from." Live satellite feed for Jan 18 demonstration can be found here. More DC rally info here.



From The Rolling Stones Dept

A woman shows up at the arena for the Stones show Sunday night. She's carrying a Baggie. Turns out that in the Baggie is not what you usually bring to a Stones concert in a Baggie. It's the remains of her late hubby. A HUGE Stones fan. There's more... Also, the Stones' HBO concert special premieres Saturday at 9 p.m. EST.



Need a ride?



Best days to castrate your farm animal? Best days to cut your hair, quit smoking? Consult the Farmer's Almanac online. [link seen at Shirl's.]



*Dylan has a new song being premeired on AOL today. "Cross The Green Mountain", from the upcoming movie, "Gods and Generals". The soundtrack is due Feb 4, while the film hits theaters Feb 21. You can pre-order on Amazon. Or someone's surely got it by now if you check KaZaA, or the other music downloads.



Snow Day! For kids in North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia; who else? The local tv weatherman just reminded us that it's going to be another 3-dog night tonight.



Quotes Of The Day

“In a perfect world, the schools would have all the money they need and the government would have to hold bake sales to raise money for missiles.”

~Anon



"The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches."

~e e cummings



[just kidding] Haiku

If you have found this

By Google search "ass tulips"

Feel free to write me



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Hubby's memory is getting bad---had to re-tell the story of my VW van to him again today. I saw it on a car lot for $200, I believe. This was 1969. It was a 1963 model, with a 1967 motor in it, so my sweet Father bought it for me. The dealer had painted it a navy blue, so that was pretty cool. As an Art major at ETSU, I just had to tweak it somewhat. Where both doors opened, I pained a huge sun with the rays going out all over the place; and the other side had a moon and stars. In Smalltown, USA, it got noticed a lot back then. And so did I, with my Robert Plant hair, and long, flowing, gypsy skirts. Twelve-string by my side. It was actually safe to hitchhike back then. [that's another post] Freaks were roadside all over the place, and I picked up anyone who looked fun. There was a trust factor---if you were under 30. I took the van to the dorm with me. Arfus Apple and Suzi Creamcheese had a VW bug plastered with paintings of fish and were also Art majors. As rivers rush to the sea, we combined our love of music, art, and getting high. All of us former outcasts from high school were kindrid spirits in college. Daphne Wigall was my roomie. I remember Colleen, Denise Stovall, Kathy Motley, and Elizabeth. It was probably the most beautiful time of my life.

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