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Dog Condoms - Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.

The weirdest question on their site? Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself? Oh, no. I might pay money to see that little trick.