Saturday, May 7, 2005
The Late Edition
saturday morning me//
cranberry juice/vitamins/
nibbling a black & white cookie/
jean jacket/jeans/birks/
perfect spring day/
early morning run &
did the flea market stroll/
bought more flowers
for my flower/rock garden/
so how about you?/
Useless Fact Of The Day
A flea's penis is roughly 2/3rds the length of its body. So if someone tells you, "You're hung like a flea", it's not an insult. Show them the respect they're due next time.
Thought For Today
When women go through menopause, they sometimes take testosterone. Wouldn't I immediately lose all verbal skills, begin a love affair with the remote control and start pissing on the toilet seat for no good reason?
Quote For Today
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. --Tom Robbins
saturday morning me//
cranberry juice/vitamins/
nibbling a black & white cookie/
jean jacket/jeans/birks/
perfect spring day/
early morning run &
did the flea market stroll/
bought more flowers
for my flower/rock garden/
so how about you?/
Useless Fact Of The Day
A flea's penis is roughly 2/3rds the length of its body. So if someone tells you, "You're hung like a flea", it's not an insult. Show them the respect they're due next time.
Thought For Today
When women go through menopause, they sometimes take testosterone. Wouldn't I immediately lose all verbal skills, begin a love affair with the remote control and start pissing on the toilet seat for no good reason?
Quote For Today
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. --Tom Robbins
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