Broken Hallelujah

If you have ever wondered to yourself, "Gee, my life would be perfect if ONLY I had a crocheted vulva?" -- and who hasn't -- then this is the place for you.

That's right. I said CROCHETED VULVA! I do believe they're having a grand opening.

Edited: And check out the Velvet Vulva HandBag from Art Goddess

(Please someone help me. I need a day off.)