Furious Vulvas
Sunday, June 28, 2009
from the page:
Chocolate vulvas, you say? Looks like a vagina to me! Actually, the vulva is the external female genitals, the vagina is all internal. Anyway, the point is that there is an awful lot of penis-shaped chocolate out there, and we here at Lagusta’s Luscious feel it is our duty to do something to correct that imbalance.
This chocolate is really, really good, too—filled with sweetly peppery pink peppercorns and Hawaiian alaea sea salt that is naturally reddish pink because of the intense amount of healthy minerals in the volcanic Hawaiian soil.
There's a bit of a marketing stretch in my opinion to connect the "Vandanas" to Vandana Shiva but, take that, all you chocolate penises of the world. Let's hear it for the girls!
(With apologies to BD, Leopard Skin Pill-Box hat tip goes out to Anne of Ample Sanity who always has the goods.)
4 comments:
I used to claim not to eat clams, mussels, oysters because I thought they looked like vaginas. Primarily for the shock value...I'm stupid like that. These are hilarious...what a great hostess gift!
I'm all caught up! Love the new blog!
Linking to you Chica...manana
How do you spell cunnilingus? Is that right?
Oysters look like Vaginas?! Sure would be a scary looking cooter. lol! Oh, you're killing me, mama.
And your spelling looks correct to me.
~Susan
Can I just have the penises?
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