Insulting Mr Reed

Tai Chi master taught Lou some moves; Lou reciprocated when the master puts out a DVD and then writer attempts an interview.

"Is Lou Reed ('60s musician and heroin icon Lou Reed, he writes) even still alive?" was my first thought. "And what the hell is he doing being fit? Shouldn't he have, like, IVs of synthetic opiates trailing him on rolling cradles?"

Some junior tool is aghast that Lou Reed has the audacity to be in good physical shape. So what if he geezed a bit in his younger days. Do young disgressions preclude a fit lifestyle? And why must some media refer to Lou and heroin as if they're mutually exclusive of one another? He's newsworthy for being a musician, not for something he did 40 years ago. Damn.

He had a chance to write something new and fresh about Lou Reed and he blew it.

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Insulting Mr Reed