Broken Hallelujah

Each day seems to be a repeat of the day before along about this time of the year, so.....







And Now The Weather





Welcome to AllOut Weather Central. Here is Biff Firrberger, our chief meaty urologist, with the long-range forecast:





There is a weather alert for the entire AllOut area until 6 p.m. It will go out of effect at 6:03 p.m., but then back into effect at 6:08. It will then remain in effect for the next 541years, after which the Earth will plunge into the sun. You can look for record high temperatures then..





In the meantime, be on the alert for widespread scattered weather throughout the entire viewing area.





Now for the short-range forecast:





No particularly striking weather phenomena are expected in the next three or four minutes. After that, the picture is a little more uncertain. We asked the Magic 8-Ball and got two "Ask again later's and one "Better not tell you now".





In the medium-range forecast, expect continued spring and summer, followed by scattered autumn and widespread winter, which may bring lower temperatures.





Next, stay tuned for a bunch of ball scores....