Thursday, November 9, 2006
A Come-to-Daddy MomentPoppy Bush and James Baker gave Sonny the presidency to play with and he broke it. So now they?re taking it back.
They are dragging W. away from those reckless older guys who have been such a bad influence and getting him some new minders who are a lot more practical.
In a scene that might be called "Murder on the Oval Express," Rummy turned up dead with so many knives in him that it?s impossible to say who actually finished off the man billed as Washington's most skilled infighter. (Poppy? Scowcroft? Baker? Laura? Condi? The Silver Fox? Retired generals? Serving generals? Future generals? Troops returning to Iraq for the umpteenth time without a decent strategy? Democrats? Republicans? Joe Lieberman?)
The defense chief got hung out to dry before Saddam got hung. The president and Karl Rove, underestimating the public?s hunger for change or overestimating the loyalty of a fed-up base, did not ice Rummy in time to save the Senate from teetering Democratic. But once Sonny managed to heedlessly dynamite the Republican majority ? as well as the Middle East, the Atlantic alliance and the U.S. Army ? then Bush Inc., the family firm that snatched the presidency for W. in 2000, had to step in. Two trusted members of the Bush 41 war council, Mr. Baker and Robert Gates, have been dispatched to discipline the delinquent juvenile and extricate him from the mother of all messes.
Mr. Gates, already on Mr. Baker?s "How Do We Get Sonny Out of Deep Doo Doo in Iraq?" study group, left his job protecting 41?s papers at Texas A&M to return to Washington and pry the fingers of Poppy?s old nemesis, Rummy, off the Pentagon.
"They had to bring in someone from the old gang," said someone from the old gang. "That has to make Junior uneasy. With Bob, the door is opened again to 41 and Baker and Brent."
Another great Maureen Dowd piece that never lets us forget that it's Bush Inc in charge; not Baby Bush. [Read More] (This week is Free Access week at NYT)
