::Good morning all ye who swell, er dwell within....hope you enjoy your day.



::How about some lovely Dildo Art? View the American Gothic. NSFW (Not Safe For Work)



::Wigger Comix [via: stare]



::Act Now to Stop War and End Racism



SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25:

International March

on Washington DC

MASS MARCH ON WASHINGTON TO SAY:

Bring the troops home now

End the occupation of Iraq

Money for jobs, education & healthcare - Not war





::Is this on anyone's list for Album of the Year? I don't think so.



Quote For Today

Love the earth and sun and animals,

Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks,

Stand up for the stupid and crazy,

Devote your income and labor to others...

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

~Walt Whitman



My thoughts are so terrible, they make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.



Looks like Enetation (comments) is holding up just fine. I may modify it some more and go with them entirely and take out the YACCS code, which btw is still coded in my template, and still not working. Fuckers.

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Dave and Madonna?

Fresh after performing with Christina Aguilera at the MTV Video Music Awards last week, Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro tells Launch.com that he'd like to work with Madonna.



Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro continues to make plans to marry Carmen Electra in November, but he's not really involved too much in the details. As far as the wedding being filmed for a reality TV show, Navarro said they've been approached about it, and he really doesn't want to hire a videographer. "We don't want to miss the moment of the wedding so we're on the fence about it," Navarro told AP Radio. Read more here.





Gwen Stephani is rapidly selling out her designed handbags and accessories at LeSportSac.







**3:13pm - Verbal Bitchslaps à Go-Go

Or Dueling Comments...Both comment systems are currently working. The one on the left is the original one (YACCS). If it stays up until tomorrow without fading in and out, I'll delete the other comment system (Enetation).

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Good morning to you...



::Did you have a delicious bowl of Satan Snaps for breakfast? Try them today! Now with marshmallow pitchforks.



::What's more fun than swatting flies? Swatting mosquitoes, of course. [via: toohey's world]



::LynchPosters - Archive of David Lynch posters.



::Here's a great way to piss off your parents and teachers. Wear the FCUK shirt. Or maybe something not quite as easy to read, like the shirt I had monogrammed in high school with a big letter "Q" with the roman numeral IV (4) inside the letter Q. The principal thought it was some nice little club we belonged to until a teacher hipped him to it one day.



::Great Etch-a-sketch drawings. [via: j-walk]



Quote For Today

Pray for a good harvest, but keep on plowing. ~Anon



Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties.

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Tuesday--back to work day for many after a long weekend. We are also coming upon a new season. Best time to make changes.



The Sharon Osbourne Show premieres September 15. (site under construction) Sure hope she doesn't cook, do make-overs and offer tips on how to keep your man, etc.



No, Seriously, SHUT UP! Bill O'Reilly wants you to at least shut up until he can form a raving, half-assed, pseudo-intellectual thought. Al Franken was on Letterman last night talking about O'Really and Al's zoom to #1 on the NYT bestseller list.



::Coming Soon

Kill Bill - Uma Thurman, by Quentin Tarantino

Gothika, - Halle Berry, Robert Downey, Jr, Penelope Cruz.

Once Upon A Time In Mexico - Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz--she's really getting around.

Somthing's Got To Give - Jack Nicholson, Dianne Keaton, Keanu Reeves



Find the man's head in 3 seconds or less and you're a genious. [via: chapel-perilous]



Quote For Today

"Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts." ~Paramahansa Yogananda



Fond of dead flowers, hand cuffs, nipple rings--- the usual girlie stuff.

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Good Morning! I am tired, satiated, spent.... Ah'm talkin' 'bout eatin' me some sticky ribs, corn on the cob, and such good shit as that. Back home to rest up...and having folks over this evening for some front porch picking and some back porch grilling.



::Comments X 2 - YACCS is fucked up, so I've added Enetation comments until they get it fixed. I have both in the template for now. Me? A repressed control freak with a sphincter that can snap broomsticks? Nah.

**11:07 am - Edited to add: Can't comment at Tish's, or Shirl's--well evidentally I didn't read down far enough, on my return trip I see she's now installed a Zonkboard, and Rhonda has installed Enetation--hope it took my comment, Karen's got a tagboard; or Kymber's, or... still checking 'em out.



::Xeni posting live from Burning Man as it winds down. The Art of Burning Man - Take a look at some of the creative cars.



::Daw Aung San Suu Kyi now on Hunger Strike. Sign Burma Freedom Petition- Help Free Daw Aung San Suu Kyi. She's been locked away by the opposition for 3 months after winning that country's first Presidential election held by the people of Myanmar (Burma) in their attempt at a Democratic society. If you're not familiar with her plight, take a look at this site for a quick overview.



::Vote in the Ugly Couch Contest [via: j-walk]



::David Blaine, the30-year-old New Yorker arrived in London on Sunday for his latest stunt, to be suspended in a plastic case over the River Thames for 44 days beginning Friday.



Quote For Today

And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.

~Kahlil Gibran



Guys don't make passes at girls with fat asses.

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