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By the way, for any Blogger users out there, I saw on their homepage that they'll be down at 12:00 PST (midnight) tonight for about an hour while they work on the site.

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Linkslut Rides Again

Good Morning....



::There's a website called Clean Flicks where you can order videos and have them "clean" it first before they send it to you. By "cleaning" it, they'll take out the profanity, nudity, excessive violence, etc, and send it to you.



::How to easily and quickly change your text size. Saw this little trick on J-Walk. Hold Down the CTRL Key and the Mouse Wheel Will Zoom Text Size in Internet Explorer, most of the time; and Mozilla all of the time.



::Blatant Right Wing Fox News Channel sues Humorist Al Franken over slogan. Franken's upcoming book is titled, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right," which is a take on Fox's slogan "Fair and Balanced". (Fair and Balanced Right Wing Conservative News, would be the more appropriate slogan for the Fox Network.)



::"Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens."



::Six Degrees Of Johnny Depp.



::VH1's "I Love The Seventies" show is coming soon. I loved the seventies, too. Though most of it was pretty much a blur.



Quote For Today

The more you search for Truth

outside yourself,

the farther away it gets.



Can I trade my job for what's behind door #2?

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::I wonder how Warren Zevon is getting along. He wasn't feeling very well in April and sadly, living with a terminal disease has got to drag you down pretty quickly.



::Do penis enlargement pills work? One weblogger is documenting his experience with the pills. Sorry, no pictures.



::White House For Sale - Tracking the special-interest contributions to President Bush’s 2004 re-election campaign.



::US admits it used napalm bombs in Iraq - The more we uncover about the war in Iraq, the dirtier it gets.



::"Its time to social engineer the texting, blackberry-checking, cell-phone sheep that promote this waste of public space. Flash Mobs: Your 15 minutes are over. Disperse now."

Now there's Anti-Mob site and an Anti-Mob Project, and Flashhack. Or for info or to sign up for Flash Mobs in your area, go here, here, or here.



Quote For Today

Normal day, let me be aware of the treasure you are. Let me learn from you, love you, bless you before you depart. Let me not pass you by in quest of some rare and perfect tomorrow. Let me hold you while I may, for it may not always be so. One day I shall dig my nails into the earth, or bury my face in the pillow, or stretch myself taut, or raise my hands to the sky and want, more than all the world, your return.

~Mary Jean Iron



Fond of dead flowers, spiders, nipple rings--- all the usual girlie stuff.

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Good morning. It's a lovely morning. Now any morning qualifies for lovely if it's not raining. Overcast is good. Hazy and misty is still good. I'm in mourning for the sun and this too much rain action sucks out loud.



::"My saints aren't in the self-abnegation category," he says. "They're lusty, hard-drinking, partying saints." View Josh Gosfield's art in his Saint of the Month club. [via nytimes]



::EGad-Connecting shopaholic shut-ins with the opportunists willing to bleed their bank accounts dry.



Fun pic of the day. Too much? Yeah, I thought the bow was a little much, too. There's also a picture of the mister. [via: anne]

{i feel a 'theme week coming on...' next, i'll show you how to make your own 'spotted dick'.}



::Quote For Today

Your vision will become clear when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. ~Jung



Plays with matches.

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Good morning.....



::Jane's Addiction's guitarist Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra to marry in November after a 2 yr engagement.



::An exhibition containing many Rolling Stones photos previously unseen by the public will go on display Aug. 30 in a London gallery. "The Rolling Stones: An Unseen Diary" features candid snapshots of the band taken by photographer Christopher Simon Sykes in 1975. I've not seem Mick jump that high lately.



Strangest thing I've seen on the web lately. Testicular Implantation For Pets. After neutering, give Fido that natural look. All sizes available. And get yourself a keyring.



::Queen stage musical We Will Rock You opened Thursday in Melbourne, Australia. Robert De Niro is one of the financial backers of the musical.



::Fox Edits Out Comment by Bryant on Show - Fair and balanced my aching ass.



::Quote For Today

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. ~Anäis Nin



saturday morning me//

camo capris/black tank/barefootin'/

espresso/cheerios/grapes/

daughter lurking/captain tinkering/

sounds: sirens & refrig humming/

#2 marlboro betwixt my teeth/

how's about you?/



Pull my finger.

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