Furious Vulvas

Sunday, June 28, 2009


from the page:
Chocolate vulvas, you say? Looks like a vagina to me! Actually, the vulva is the external female genitals, the vagina is all internal. Anyway, the point is that there is an awful lot of penis-shaped chocolate out there, and we here at Lagusta’s Luscious feel it is our duty to do something to correct that imbalance.

This chocolate is really, really good, too—filled with sweetly peppery pink peppercorns and Hawaiian alaea sea salt that is naturally reddish pink because of the intense amount of healthy minerals in the volcanic Hawaiian soil.

There's a bit of a marketing stretch in my opinion to connect the "Vandanas" to Vandana Shiva but, take that, all you chocolate penises of the world. Let's hear it for the girls!

(With apologies to BD, Leopard Skin Pill-Box hat tip goes out to Anne of Ample Sanity who always has the goods.)
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4 comments:

Jill June 29, 2009 at 10:19 AM  

I used to claim not to eat clams, mussels, oysters because I thought they looked like vaginas. Primarily for the shock value...I'm stupid like that. These are hilarious...what a great hostess gift!

I'm all caught up! Love the new blog!

Jill June 29, 2009 at 10:23 AM  

Linking to you Chica...manana

How do you spell cunnilingus? Is that right?

Sudeaux June 29, 2009 at 12:09 PM  

Oysters look like Vaginas?! Sure would be a scary looking cooter. lol! Oh, you're killing me, mama.

And your spelling looks correct to me.

~Susan

Sister Wolf July 1, 2009 at 2:12 AM  

Can I just have the penises?

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