Broken Hallelujah

Celebrity auctioneer and former Congressman Tom DeLay (R-TX), reportedly generated plenty of laughs Tuesday night... with a barrage of Beaver-related double-entendres, Roll Call reports.

At the annual Safari Club dinner, DeLay managed to bring in $1,400 for the sheared--or shaved, some say he called it--beaver fur vest.

Forget the beaver stuff. What kind of fucking troglodyte belongs to a Safari Club? Move up to the head of the class if you said Tom Delay.

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