Thursday, January 29, 2004
Five great reasons to buy a Hummer?
1. You've been wanting to buy much wider groceries (but have been stymied by the timid width of your Escalade)
2. You and your make-believe wife were thinking of having 11 or 12 imaginary kids
3. You're sick of always being the environment's goddamned bitch
4. You could totally put a keg back there and just drive around and shit
5. They were all out of penises (penii? --extra credit if you know the correct plural of penis without googling it)
[via: the always hysterical 5ives]
*edited to add:
Road-Hogging, Gas-Guzzling, Air-Fouling Vulgarian!
Someone left nasty little cards and a phone number on windsheilds of gas guzzlers around her town. She's posted some of her responses to the cards.
URLS Gone Wild!
Top Ten Gay Cartoon Characters
James Brown - Yikes. The crime is your nappy head.
Jammy Awards
Bush Lie Detector idea.
Or what about Bush for Janitor? Something productive for him to do after November.
Book-A-Minute. Ultra-condensed.
{haiku}
no way i can stop
smoking is my only vice
that and the whoring
I've upped my standards, now up yours.
1. You've been wanting to buy much wider groceries (but have been stymied by the timid width of your Escalade)
2. You and your make-believe wife were thinking of having 11 or 12 imaginary kids
3. You're sick of always being the environment's goddamned bitch
4. You could totally put a keg back there and just drive around and shit
5. They were all out of penises (penii? --extra credit if you know the correct plural of penis without googling it)
[via: the always hysterical 5ives]
*edited to add:
Road-Hogging, Gas-Guzzling, Air-Fouling Vulgarian!
Someone left nasty little cards and a phone number on windsheilds of gas guzzlers around her town. She's posted some of her responses to the cards.
URLS Gone Wild!Top Ten Gay Cartoon Characters
James Brown - Yikes. The crime is your nappy head.
Jammy Awards
Bush Lie Detector idea.
Or what about Bush for Janitor? Something productive for him to do after November.
Book-A-Minute. Ultra-condensed.
{haiku}
no way i can stop
smoking is my only vice
that and the whoring
I've upped my standards, now up yours.
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