Broken Hallelujah

Good Morning

Is it too early to talk about men's asses? I want to say what a thing of beauty a good looking man's ass is. I saw one that was perfection this morning. And can't stop thinking about it. Is that sexist of me? I sure don't mean to offend, but damn. That was one fine looking ass in some tight-ass pants. My husband's ass is also very fine. Note to self: buy hubby some tight-ass pants.



Feb. 7 - Salute to the Blues concert at New York's Radio City Music Hall. The event will feature B.B. King, Aerosmith, Robert Cray, Macy Gray, Bonnie Raitt, Buddy Guy, India.Arie, Levon Helm, and Alison Krauss, and many others.



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Dig my rusted Camaro

Let's eat some canned cheese

~Mark Morford



Quote Of The Day

"Even the least work done for others awakens the power within; even thinking the least good of others gradually instills into the heart the strength of a lion."

~ Spiritual leader Swami Vivekananda (1863-1902)