Broken Hallelujah

[Clean] Joke of the Day



A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay

the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing

the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook

his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away.


"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any

testing on him. I want another opinion!"
With that, the vet turned

and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador

Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead

dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the

Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark". The veterinarian

then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat,

who also checked out the poor dog on the table. Like his

predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then

jumped off the table and ran out of the room.
The veterinarian

handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600!

Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is Outrageous!"
The vet shook

his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it

would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the Cat scan it's

considerably more".