Saturday, May 25, 2002

Robot can bring you a beer AND put the baby to sleep. Men everywhere reach for wallets. From YAHOO!



[The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: 5.25.2002] Saturday Vent


Your driver's license in 45 minutes or it's free. Now if we could just get them to deliver.


In case of nuclear attack, the evacuation route for all Yankees is I-285. (another never-ending rant of North V South)


I think Darva Conger is now in her 17th minute of fame and needs to quit.


Will you men quit telling me you're in the middle of getting a divorce? I'm in the middle of losing weight, but until we both are finished, I am fat and you are married.


The Phoenix FBI agent who wrote the memo on Arabs in flight training will probably be demoted now that he's embarrassed his superiors.


We need an emergency plan to protect Atlanta's key landmarks -- the Varsity, the Big Chicken and the Krispy Kreme on Ponce.


A sampling taken from the Atlanta paper's Daily Vent section.
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